Good morning...
In Theedville, it's a brand new dawn
With brand new cars and houses and lawns
Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees
Each one is made in factories
(And uses 96 batteries)
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean
So we buy it fresh
It comes out this machine
In satisfaction's-guaranteed-ville
In Thneedville, we don't want to know
Where the smog, and trash, and chemicals go
(I just went swimming and now I glow)
In Thneedville, we have fun year 'round
We can surf and snowboard right in town
We thank the Lord for all we've got
Including this brand-new parking lot
(Parking lot! Parking lot!)
Oh, look it's Aloysius O'hare, (O'hare)
The man who found a way to sell air
And became a zillionaire
Everyone 'round here works for me
I sell them something they could get for free
We live in perfect harmony
(In Thneedville, In Thneedville)
(Hip-hooray, hip-hooray, hip-hip-hooray)
In Thneedville, we love livin' this way
(It's like livin' in paradise)
It's perfect!
And that's how it will stay
(Oh yeah)
Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville
Destined-to-succeed-ville
We-are-all-agreed-ville
(We're happy here)
In Thneedville!